Did you know the species 'Snakes Mattress'?

Snakes Mattresses


Latin name: Ularius Casurius Erec Xi-Len Deer
Top Name: Play
Location populations: The whole world
Number of species: Nearly half the human population


Description:


One. These types of snakes including the magical & powerful.
2. Do not have eyes.
3. React very malignant in women.
4. Mouthed one with a vertical position (designated by experts as a species of step, because it has a vertical mouth lines, unlike the species in general).
5. Mushroom-headed like the head (other types are still one species has an extra layer of skin that covers the head of this snake, usually on the East Asian region).
6. Color variations from White (Asia), Pink (Europe), Brown & dark brown (Indonesia), up to Black (Africa, New Guinea, & Sunda, etc.).
7. Does not have fangs but can have a blast of a very very dangerous and sticky.
8. Size varies from about 3-8 depending on the type or sub-species and origin.
9. Would like damp and wet and soft surfaces.
10. In the morning the snake is going to develop his size to be 2-3 times the normal size.

Symptoms: Attacking (usually) women in the lower abdomen, causing the victim to lose consciousness momentarily, to feel dreamy, and sighed and cried. And so on, followed by vomiting and bloating stomach for three to five times that of belly fat, and also accompanied by pain that is after 9 months & 10 days.

Note:
Not all attacks of the Snake mattresses are fatal, according to results of a survey by experts, some from women who expect this mattress snake attack them as well as men.

Natural Habitat:
In accordance with his name mattresses Snakes, snakes can be / is often found in the bedroom, and on the mattress / bed. The name 'Snake Mattress' is given by experts and researchers in the animal world, because this species frequently encountered in these locations.

Antidote: There are several vaccines for women and has not been found for men,
because its effect can not be explained & found up to now if this could Snakes Mattresses about men.


WARNING! ACHTUNG! WARNING!

If you are dealing with this snake,
Do not run away and do not hide out, here's tricks & ways to deal with it:

A) Hold your neck with four fingers while your thumb is facing upwards.

B) Hold it gently and move your hand up & down.

C) This will cause Snake mattress became very aggressive and vulnerable, so this Snake will start spraying mattress can.

D) The process can remove it entirely depends on the handler and you, and when the last time this mattress snake attack.

E) After spraying can, snakes will not harm & Mattresses can not attack for about 20-45 minutes.


Conclusion:
Mattresses although venomous snakes but sometimes it is not entirely harmless,
when treated with kindness and gentle can be a fun pet.



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